"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove) 02/09/2018 at 00:18 • Filed to: Late night oppo

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My bird IS the word > Chariotoflove 02/09/2018 at 00:32

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smobgirl > Chariotoflove 02/09/2018 at 00:46

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InFierority Complex > Chariotoflove 02/09/2018 at 00:47

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My great-uncle was a national park ranger from the 50s and would say it’s fine to talk to your horse and mule. It’s when they talk back that you’ve been out too long.

smobgirl > InFierority Complex 02/09/2018 at 00:58

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Reminds me of an old advice column I read where a woman was concerned that the combination of a pet cat and a knitting hobby meant she was destined for spinsterhood. She was told all was good unless she was knitting sweaters for the cat.

Echo51 > Chariotoflove 02/09/2018 at 02:31

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Well my cat is the type who tries to jump into the toilet when you catch him sitting in the bathroom, or he dips his feet in the water to suckerpunch his sister in the neck with a wet paw. True sibling love there.

Chariotoflove > InFierority Complex 02/09/2018 at 12:23

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Your great uncle was on to something there. I wonder if it was him that thought of it or his horse.

Chariotoflove > smobgirl 02/09/2018 at 12:24

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I would doubt the judgement of anyone who thinks that their cat wants clothing, so good advice there.

Chariotoflove > smobgirl 02/09/2018 at 12:24

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Look at that profile! Awww.

Chariotoflove > Echo51 02/09/2018 at 12:25

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He was a 6th grade boy in his previous life.